who's your daddy??

So after literally ALL morning going through paternity tests, I have determined that people are nasty.  I mean, how messed up do you have to be to NOT know who your child's father is?  I understand there are circumstances....however, a woman submitting 4 paternity tests like it was just another day...makes me want to vomit.  And let me tell you how unsatisfying it is.  It isn't like I am curing diseases or making someones life better....all day today I have been in a funk.  Hating women who whore around, and hating men who want to be with that.  I mean, either way it is gross.  What is worse is that in the profiles, 2 of the 4 men were married.  for real????   ugh.  I have been treated horribly, I can't imagine how those women would feel.  But who knows, maybe they are crappy too.  ugh.  yucky yucky yucky.  had to come home and bathe.
And to make matters worse, there is this technician in the lab that is constantly trying to get in my pants.  I mean, he is the kind of guy women buy weapons to guard against.  The last time I was in the lab he used a pick up line on me that should win an award for creepiness!!  and he poked me in the back with a paper towel roll.... I wrote a sexual harassment report up on him, but to be honest I just want to laugh at him.

So, I had a bunch of trouble with the filing of insurance for Lilli's hospital visit.  They want to claim that because I used an Oral Surgeon that the surgery was elective.  WTF???   She literally abscessed and the infection was literally 48 hours away from killing her.  KILLING HER.  She had no choice...so now they want to charge me a bunch of money for the actual surgery.  On the bright side we are home and Lilli is alive and getting better  :}  She woke up this morning miserable and in a ton of pain, but she is doing better now....

i know everybody who reads this already sees my FB and the pictures are just copies, but I loved them and thought they were worthy of a second post  :}

Well, I can tell you that what I didn't miss in the hospital was the damned rooster.  I am so tired of it, and it has only been one night.  I think though that I got so used to waking up every two hours at the hospital that last night was a sleepless and lonely night even though we were at home.  >sigh<  I hate sleeping.  why is it that every time I think of sleeping I automatically think of about 5 other things I could be doing.  laying down, trying to fall asleep is the worst time of day for me.  I hate it.
And you guys will all be so happy to hear that my rooster has a girlfriend!!

yes.....it is frustrating.  If I end up with babies all over the place I am going to scream!!!!!  lol

DiNozzo anybody??
Abby  I dated him last year and things just got a little out of hand.
DiNozzo: Did I mention the restraining order?
Abby  Ok it was lot out of hand.
Gibbs: Why didn't you come to me, Abby?
Abby : Because, Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.

I love it....this is what I was feeling today  ;)
okay...well, that is all I have at the moment.,  Lauren, i am getting my list together...be prepared, hahahaha.  my next blog will make you proud, lol.

what was that??

I was asked "you don't blog much anymore do you?"  and my answer.... 
"I don't blog so much anymore because I am scared of saying the same things over and over and over...I don't have a very interesting life at all baby, and i find myself sort of more sad lately than normal. I don't want to have to make people read that. and really, nobody wants to read about me...there isn't much to me. lol"
and I guess that is the truth really.  I keep thinking, 'my life is so boring!  not to mention that, but I am moody..I don't want everybody to have to sit and listen to me whine about why I am sad or what is upsetting me.  But, I suppose that is what the purpose of a blog is right??  sort of like...a journal?  And if that is the case...I am sad.  and moody.  and disappointed.  but I am also happy.  and needy.  and blessed.  so I guess it evens itself out.

so, he won't leave me alone.  he stays at my house and cockaddoooooooooodledoos all the time, and never at the right time.  in fact, he has yet to cockadoodledoo while the sun is up!!  stupid thing.  I swear I am gonna get him and then I am gonna serve him all nice and fried up.  :}   yummmm.

I ended up talking to immigration today...i am a bit sad because it is such a bad time of year to try and get into the country.  it is supposedly going to take like 4 months  :(  maybe longer.....if I don't have him here by Christmas I am gonna go completely native on somebody and it won't be pretty.  And then the freaking cost of it all.  I mean, we are going to do it because there is no other option for me....but what I wanna know is this; is it so damn expensive because we are also paying for all of the illegals who refuse to do it the legal way????????????  ugh.  but, such is life...we want something bad enough and there will never be anything big enough to get in the way of the goal.  And him and my babies are the most important things in my whole world....so if this is what we have to do, than so be it  :}  I am counting my blessings...he loves me and he is an amazing man.  there are so many women who never find either of those things. 

sooooooooooooooooooo...who has the prettiest babies in the whole universe???  umm, that would be me  <3   
I am just amazed that Lilli is now so willing to actually be IN a picture  :}  
my daddy called again tonight....I find that the more I talk to him, the more I miss him.  I can't believe it is going to be 4 months until I see him, and then only for 3.5 weeks before he is gone for another 6 months.  my poor mother.  Daniel has been gone for 3 months, and that has been hard.  I can't imagine what my mothers life has been like.  she has one of the best men in the entire world, and I guess that is what makes it work you know???

ok, so my Tony quote??  it is gonna be a Marilyn quote, said by Abby in the Halloween episode  ;) 

brilliant  :}

"they're heeeerrrrreeeeeee"

I no kidding have been such a lame person the past few weeks.  Life has been kinda crazy and I haven't been emotionally stable, lol.  BUT I think I am back...maybe...for a little while anyway...  ;)   so, I was skyping with my honey when I hear this massive commotion outside. n Luna and Apollo going Ape sh***t!!   Skype decides to be totally stupid and shut down, but as it did I jumped up and ran to the door.  A stupid arse Jehovah's Witness and his group had OPENED MY GATE!!!  I have signs that read "Beware of Dog"  "Yes, the dog Bites" and still, the little punk decided he is gonna knock on my door anyway.  He got is butt tore up!  by the time I get outside he is in his van and the other two are trying to get Luna to stop barking at the van door and back onto the porch.  Then the little douche has the nerve to ask me why I even own a vicious dog and that I should have her put down!!  I was like,   "dude, this is what she is trained for. she wouldn't have harmed you at all had you not ILLEGALLY opened a gate on my property where she is trained to guard."  and then I dared him to do anything about it.  I was like "that is why I have her, she is for protection, maybe you should learn to read signs."  and then he told me I should have been more compassionate because God would have been compassionate.  I was soooooooooo tempted to let go of Luna.  u.g.h.  I swear, stupid people drive me insane!!!!!!!   

AND I am having to deal with a devil rooster in my yard.  he cockadoodledos at all frickin' times of the night!!  never when he is supposed to.  and this morning he was pecking on the side of my house!!!  Daniel suggested I just let Luna out on it  ;)  which come tomorrow if it is still being Satan the rooster I may let Lu have a go at him.  

 this is the devil rooster.   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Ok....so I am thinking that because I am I guess overly emotional, I am missing Daniel more...and I am feeling really...alone.  I know that doesn't make any sense...but I just want him here.  and on the nights when I can't sleep at all, or on the days when I find myself just staring off into space, I just get so frustrated.  I want to be able to turn around and him be right here.  BUT I got the last bit of immigration stuff filled out today, that is a plus  :}  so hopefully sometime before maybe Halloween he will be here.  If it is longer than that I am seriously gonna beg for money and go see him.  this past 3 months has gone by so slow for me.  Talking about him makes me think of tea...I want a teapot   :}  this one...

lol




So Lilli brought home this thing about a month ago that had "the potato project" written on it.  You were supposed to hang a potato bag in a cool dry dark place for a week and then go and see what it looked like.  Well, needless to say we totally forgot about our potato and I went out there yesterday and discovered that the potato eye had rooted out to over 6 feet long!!!  Gwennie was soooooooooooo excited!  I got pictures  :}

it was the most exciting thing ever.  She has it in the kitchen now...We forgot to tell Jessica about it and when she came home from work and saw it she screamed because she thought it was an albino sneak crawling across the counter!!  lol, talk about inducing labor!  hahaha.  
I am soooo upset!!  I will tell you why.  The store was sold out of cadbury bunnies  :(  below is a picture of the second best display ever.  I guess they will have to do

Bahahahahahahaha, you guys have to see this.  it is my ever so predictable 'cracked' article.  it is hilarious.  http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_83_22-awesome-ways-to-reboot-classic-tv-shows_p26/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage  I got a kick out of it  :}

>sigh<  I need me some DiNozzo...I have been going through withdrawal.  until I actually buy the seasons I have to rent them..I wasn't impressed with netflix..and the local rental place just closed...ugh.   soooo until then it is hulu  ;)  
Tony's voice: Is that number two or three today?
Abby: If you must know, it's number four.
Tony: You've seen what that stuff does to a chicken bone, right?
Abby: Hey, what doesn't kill you keeps you awake.
Tony: Brought you a present.
Abby: (Takes envelope) And you wonder why you're single. Think it's from our Vic?
Tony: Hoping. How long before we can get a DNA?
Abby: Let's see what A-B-O- typing says first.
Tony: (sees photos on the wall) You redecorating?
Abby: Wanted to brighten up the place.
Tony: You take these?
Abby: Uh-huh.
Tony: A shotgun- shattered backbone?
Abby: Yeah. The middle one's a cross-section of an ice pick to the cerebellum.
Tony: Is that an esophagus?
Abby: Uh-huh. I call it 'Esophagus with Lye Chaser.' The sad end of a Drano drinker.
Tony: You need to get out more, Abby.
Abby: Is that an invite?
 :D  perfect.  I would take that as an invite and totally have me some DiNozzo.  and no Daniel, I do not find him more attractive than you sugarpie

ok...I am gonna leave you with some more pictures...and then try and calm my mind  :}  

yes.....i want a teacup pig.....for real  :D

 

>cough< ... >couuuugghhhhhhhh< ...

So, I know it has been forever since I blogged..but to be completely honest, my life just isn't as interesting as I thought it would be, lol.  SO.....I am sick.  And I am hormonal....AND I am sad (empathetic-ally) my house guest is sad because her hubby left for basic..and she is sad all the time.  it is sad...it makes me sad.....and I hate being sad.  there.  that is all on the subject.  :}
ok, so I am going to put a link on here, that I found funny...and understanding that it came from 'Cracked' you should be advised that it has some bad language and several references to sex...but in this case, that is why the article is funny.  I ran into a very socially awkward man today at the docs office and then read this and had to laugh.  I now have insight into guys that I didn't have before and now understand why they are so uncomfortable in certain situations.  it allllll makes sense.  http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-situations-socially-awkward-man_p2   I mean, I read this and kept thinking to myself "what on earth would I do if I had to pee in front of strangers????"  I have never even had a baby in front of other people, mine were c-sections, so I got out of losing every ounce of my modesty...I still have it all.  very intact.  And I hate massages, so that one I can't relate too...strangers touching me, doesn't matter how 'hot' he is, doesn't float my boat...unless we have Tony DiNozzo...then I might renegotiate with myself.   hmmmm....speaking of the DiNozzo:
"Tony: You know, considering no one in this room is actually deaf, that's really annoying. (Gibbs signs something to Abby) Hey! That was about me, wasn't it."
 I find this particularly interesting because I am currently watching episodes where they are signing to each other and I am going to teach Daniel how to sign so we can make fun of people in public and nobody know what we are saying.  That sounds like fun doesn't it???   lol

So...my baby is growing up on me  :-/   I am happy about it, it is just bittersweet

Isn't he sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty???  he is my baby  <3   Ok, so my girls are growing too  ;-)   Apollo is such a good boy.  

>sigh<  sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetie pie.


I have nothing else of interest to say  :}   except.....I love an Englishman  <3   ok, now I am done  :-*

I am aware of my weight...thank you very much

"ummm...do you have a problem eating??"  me: "excuse me??"  "I said, do you have an eating disorder??"  me: "did you just ask me if I had an eating disorder??"  "I am sorry honey, you just look so thin" me:" hmmm, well you look fat"  "excuse me???"  me"yeah, it isn't nice is it" 

ok, you read that right.  I actually responded with "hmm, well, you look fat"  a low point that I am not proud of.  but really??  you really said I looked like I had an eating disorder.  grrrr.  people really say that out loud anymore?????  You don't just go up to somebody and ask if they have issues eating.  I hope she gets food poisoning.  I mean, it isn't like I looked like this:

ewww.  times 800. 

I am awake...all because of some stupid dream.  Which in turn led to me getting slightly jealous.  This jealousy is completely unfounded and very unnatural for me.  It is actually complete and total made up jealousy.  The sort that makes you feel really stupid...but still jealous.  And it was either blog or make a total idiot of myself.  I chose the lesser of two evils TRUST me.  Me making an idiot out of myself usually takes at least 5 months to get over.
On a totally different note...I don't care how hot Matthew McConaughey may think he looks, he has two really horrible issues.  First one....the man doesn't believe in deodorant.  seriously...he waxes his chest, and runs miles everyday and refuses to wear bloody antiperspirant.  There is not enough alcohol or money on this planet to make me fake desire for a man who is smoother than I am, and stinks like old gym socks.  >gag<  Second, the man went bald for Reign of Fire.  never, under any circumstances (omitting any type of tragic medical illness) is it okay to go bald and act like Matthew McConaughey on Reign of Fire.  The only, and I mean ONLY thing that was wonderful about that movie was that Christian Bale looks smokin' hot.
  see what I mean...barf bag at the ready.

side bar....I am totally into "How I Met Your Mother"  just thought you guys should know that.  It is a train wreck and I have found myself sucked into it.  However, that does not take away from my devotion to the DiNozzo.  I feel the need to clarify...just in case there is any doubt about where my loyalties are.  Point made, moving on....
SOooooooooo....I tried dying my hair brown.  Literally....color would not take.  It completely washed out in the shower, and the only thing accomplished was the absolute wonderful sinfully delicious silkiness that the conditioner in the dye left my hair.  I would sniff my hair. 

gross word of the day:  "Moist"  mercy, I hate that word.  I mean, who says moist??  >shudder< 
I have nothing to do for the next 10 days.  And here is why: I got overzealous and finished a publication that I set out to do in 2 weeks...I finished it in 48 hours.  And now I won't be up for another project until the 2nd.  :/  I guess I could look at this as a vacation...but you don't know me very well if you think I am going to relax.  My body hasn't relaxed since I have a friggin' spinal block when I was knocked out to have a baby c-sectioned out of me.  So, I am going to finish projects that I told people would be done by Christmas.  Now, before you call me ambitious, I should tell you that I mean Christmas...of 2010.  >sigh< 


I do not have a dinozzo quote of the night...I do however leave you with a picture...that says it all  :}

yes...I know.  good morning. 

I must tell you, ladies of the swannery, that I am grateful to you both.  You know why, and I am leaving it at that. 
Soooooo...Englishman...I need you to come home.  ASAP.  and to get completely and totally mushy and very very girly, I have this song stuck in my head:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFtx54oRkBo

I miss my daddy too.  like more than I did when I was a kid.  You think about the times in your life when you need your daddy....and I never imagined as an adult I would feel like I did when I was 8 and he said he was going to miss my birthday.  I know I shouldn't...well, feel this bad about it...but I am the equivalent of an emotionally disturbed toddler and I sometimes just plain can't control myself.  I think some of it is the fact that I have spring break coming up...and the girls 'dna donor' has them for 5 whole days.  nothing I could do about vacation time, so I am super bummed.  And lately...it just seems like when I need somebody the most, it is during the time they are gone and I feel like the universe is trying to teach me to swim by throwing me into the freakin' ocean and yelling at me to tread water or drown...and I just am not that strong yet.  So yes...I miss my daddy...and my fiance...and my brother.  Anywho...emo rant over...back to something about sunshine and roses and feel good stuff  :}
I made the best scones yesterday...they were brilliant and I actually patted myself on the back and brought one to my grandmother who said, upon eating one of them, "where on earth did you buy these???"  that is right...i impressed the original betty crocker.  and it felt wonderfully satisfying  ;)
ugh.  getting glasses next week...like the kind that you wear all the time.  lol.  oh well...anything to make the headaches better.  plus...I wanna learn a new language and I want to finish learning Gaelic.  it would help if I could read what I needed to without getting blindsided by a migraine.   
ok...off to try this little thing the body likes to do sometimes whether I am prepared or not.  Sleep..apparently it is good for the body, or so I am told anyway  ;) 

house guests, and missing my man

So, long time no speak again...I promise I will be better at this!!  Funny thing is, I have sooooooooo much to say, I am just horrible at the whole follow through thing  :D
So, my house guests moved in...and really, other than the girls stuff being in my room, it isn't that much different.  I mean, they are great house guests!  my house is little bitty, but it sort of works.  Gwendolyn LOVES the fact that there is an unborn baby here.  She is constantly touching Jessica's belly and asking where the baby (Markus) is and when will he get here.  It is the cutest thing ever. 
Ok, on another note, one that is tearing me apart.  I now know (well...to some extent) how Daniel must have felt when I was going through the cancer treatments and blood tests and all the worry that you have for someone you can't hold, or touch or smell...my poor baby is having some issues, and I really hope it isn't like an appendicitis...but he has been in SO much pain over the last few days and on really nice pain medication...and finally he is at the doctors today, and I am worried sick.  We have been together for over a year now, and through it all we have only gone 2 nights not talking to each other, and I haven't heard from him in a few days...well, I mean we chat and stuff, but hearing his voice...I really really really hope he is okay.  I don't like the feeling of not having him here with me to worry over...it makes me ill.  I can't imagine what he was going through and never even mentioned to me when I was sick.  if it is anything like this.....oh my cow, how he did this day after day, week after week...I would have caved.  He is the most special man in the whole world.  
ok...before I lose it completely....onto another subject yeah?? yeah.  good idea.

So Jessica (my friend who now lives with me while her hubby is in basic) is a vet tech, and well this lady came in yesterday with this baby squirrel, brand new little thing, and the rescue people couldn't get him until today, so she brought it home last night...he was so freaking cute!!

how freakin cute is he???????!!!!    sweetie pie that he is. 


So I watched the movie The Social Network...it wasn't bad.  AND I have had an off and on again migraine for the last few days....I am ready to pull my hair out.  grrrr.......

DiNozzo anyone???  umm, yes please.  now.   ;)
""(Gibbs walks into the squad room)
Gibbs: Come on, grab your gear. Don't wanna miss the school bus.
Tony: Class trip, boss?
Gibbs: Got a dead petty officer in a high school stairwell. Janitor found him this morning.
Tony: Hmm. (Starts singing) Wheels on the bus go...
Gibbs: (Gibbs joins in) ...round and round, round and round, round and round...""
I don't know why this one appealed to me, I just can't get it out of my head....and find myself everytime I am in the car lately or anytime I see the school bus, this pops into my mind.  lol, now everyone can share it  :}

I did say sunshine :}

So, I had said in a comment from the last blog, that I have been "doing some things that needed doing and losing some friends that needed losing"  and that was sort of an understatement.  I have a new roommate.  One of my really really good friends husband is leaving for basic training in a little over a week, and she is 7 months pregnant....and she was going to be living with his family until he was done and they got stationed somewhere...well that didn't work out for loads of personal reasons and after the largest war since WWII, she was basically felt kicked out.  Me of course lost every ounce of cool I had in me and went native "Amazon Queen Jenni, hear me roar" on every single on of them...and offered her a room in my house.  My house is not very big, so needless to say that the girls will be bunking with me for a few months, and she will get their room until she joins her hubby at his first station.  The part that riles me up??  She is seven months pregnant, and she got treated like absolute crap by people who claim to love her, and she ends up going into preterm labor and is now on restriction because she is having issues..  grrrr, I am not kidding when I said I lost my cool.  They all hate me, but for once in my life, I actually don't care.  Again, I owe a great deal of the 'cool' I have back now to Daniel...because he just plain makes sense to me.  He sees things that I don't...and he has this brilliant way of explaining them to me when I ask his advice.  AND he does it all while sounding incredibly English and very sexy  ;)

Sooooo...Lauren, I found the link, and here it is   http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/2011/03/older-men-versus-younger-men-who-should-you-date    and you are right, this actually does apply to you  :}  minus the baby bit, seeing as how you guys aren't there yet  ;)  It is funny just how different two people can be...you and me I mean.  But I think it comes down to finding somebody who loves you dearly and them just making your life so much better. 

Ok, I told Daniel I wanted to live in a hobbit house.  That is not weird by the way.  lol.  It is a completely sane idea, and here is why:  They are beautiful!!  hahaha, that isn't the only reason, but how cool would it be to live in a house that is sooooo full of character and overflowing with beautiful elements?? 

ok, so it may be a little weird, but I find it a wonderful idea!!!!   Ok, here is a pic that isn't so hobbitish, and closer to what i want,

I find this beautiful.  all the rocks and such....it is just plain pretty to me.  I bet Daniel is getting worried though, now, with coming over here and me making him build me a hobbit house  ;)  they are rather English looking though, so he should feel right at home  :-*

AND we come to the best part of the evening...DiNozzo   >insert practiced sigh here< 
Tony: (In response to the guard asking how many trucks they had) Well you have already met Widow Woman (Ziva) and Spider Mike (McGee) here, Rubber Ducky (Ducky) makes it a great big convoy. Park it right there Love Machine (Palmer). We are going to be rocking through the night here Smokey (Guard).
Gibbs: DiNozzo, would rather not.
Tony: East bound and down Snowman (Gibbs) Bandit (Tony) out.


And that is why we love that man.  Because no matter when you are watching, there is guaranteed to be at least 30 minutes of jam-packed DiNozzo-ness.  

A picture for you??  How about this lovely one I found a few weeks back;

this is ....just.so.me.  In every single way.

I have been a bit disappointed with Cracked.  Nothing new and exciting and worth the read lately...until I came across this:  http://www.cracked.com/article_18956_5-scientific-reasons-dark-side-will-always-win.html?wa_user1=4&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended 
for somebody (me) who has never seen starwars ...well, the parts with Harrison Ford I have, but other than that, yeah..no.  So back on topic, for somebody who has never seen starwars, I LOVE how science proves that the darkside will always win.  It absolutely has nothing to do with The darkside's low moral standings and desire to kill everything.  I mean, that has no bearing what so ever.