who's your daddy??

So after literally ALL morning going through paternity tests, I have determined that people are nasty.  I mean, how messed up do you have to be to NOT know who your child's father is?  I understand there are circumstances....however, a woman submitting 4 paternity tests like it was just another day...makes me want to vomit.  And let me tell you how unsatisfying it is.  It isn't like I am curing diseases or making someones life better....all day today I have been in a funk.  Hating women who whore around, and hating men who want to be with that.  I mean, either way it is gross.  What is worse is that in the profiles, 2 of the 4 men were married.  for real????   ugh.  I have been treated horribly, I can't imagine how those women would feel.  But who knows, maybe they are crappy too.  ugh.  yucky yucky yucky.  had to come home and bathe.
And to make matters worse, there is this technician in the lab that is constantly trying to get in my pants.  I mean, he is the kind of guy women buy weapons to guard against.  The last time I was in the lab he used a pick up line on me that should win an award for creepiness!!  and he poked me in the back with a paper towel roll.... I wrote a sexual harassment report up on him, but to be honest I just want to laugh at him.

So, I had a bunch of trouble with the filing of insurance for Lilli's hospital visit.  They want to claim that because I used an Oral Surgeon that the surgery was elective.  WTF???   She literally abscessed and the infection was literally 48 hours away from killing her.  KILLING HER.  She had no choice...so now they want to charge me a bunch of money for the actual surgery.  On the bright side we are home and Lilli is alive and getting better  :}  She woke up this morning miserable and in a ton of pain, but she is doing better now....

i know everybody who reads this already sees my FB and the pictures are just copies, but I loved them and thought they were worthy of a second post  :}

Well, I can tell you that what I didn't miss in the hospital was the damned rooster.  I am so tired of it, and it has only been one night.  I think though that I got so used to waking up every two hours at the hospital that last night was a sleepless and lonely night even though we were at home.  >sigh<  I hate sleeping.  why is it that every time I think of sleeping I automatically think of about 5 other things I could be doing.  laying down, trying to fall asleep is the worst time of day for me.  I hate it.
And you guys will all be so happy to hear that my rooster has a girlfriend!!

yes.....it is frustrating.  If I end up with babies all over the place I am going to scream!!!!!  lol

DiNozzo anybody??
Abby  I dated him last year and things just got a little out of hand.
DiNozzo: Did I mention the restraining order?
Abby  Ok it was lot out of hand.
Gibbs: Why didn't you come to me, Abby?
Abby : Because, Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.

I love it....this is what I was feeling today  ;)
okay...well, that is all I have at the moment.,  Lauren, i am getting my list together...be prepared, hahahaha.  my next blog will make you proud, lol.

what was that??

I was asked "you don't blog much anymore do you?"  and my answer.... 
"I don't blog so much anymore because I am scared of saying the same things over and over and over...I don't have a very interesting life at all baby, and i find myself sort of more sad lately than normal. I don't want to have to make people read that. and really, nobody wants to read about me...there isn't much to me. lol"
and I guess that is the truth really.  I keep thinking, 'my life is so boring!  not to mention that, but I am moody..I don't want everybody to have to sit and listen to me whine about why I am sad or what is upsetting me.  But, I suppose that is what the purpose of a blog is right??  sort of like...a journal?  And if that is the case...I am sad.  and moody.  and disappointed.  but I am also happy.  and needy.  and blessed.  so I guess it evens itself out.

so, he won't leave me alone.  he stays at my house and cockaddoooooooooodledoos all the time, and never at the right time.  in fact, he has yet to cockadoodledoo while the sun is up!!  stupid thing.  I swear I am gonna get him and then I am gonna serve him all nice and fried up.  :}   yummmm.

I ended up talking to immigration today...i am a bit sad because it is such a bad time of year to try and get into the country.  it is supposedly going to take like 4 months  :(  maybe longer.....if I don't have him here by Christmas I am gonna go completely native on somebody and it won't be pretty.  And then the freaking cost of it all.  I mean, we are going to do it because there is no other option for me....but what I wanna know is this; is it so damn expensive because we are also paying for all of the illegals who refuse to do it the legal way????????????  ugh.  but, such is life...we want something bad enough and there will never be anything big enough to get in the way of the goal.  And him and my babies are the most important things in my whole world....so if this is what we have to do, than so be it  :}  I am counting my blessings...he loves me and he is an amazing man.  there are so many women who never find either of those things. 

sooooooooooooooooooo...who has the prettiest babies in the whole universe???  umm, that would be me  <3   
I am just amazed that Lilli is now so willing to actually be IN a picture  :}  
my daddy called again tonight....I find that the more I talk to him, the more I miss him.  I can't believe it is going to be 4 months until I see him, and then only for 3.5 weeks before he is gone for another 6 months.  my poor mother.  Daniel has been gone for 3 months, and that has been hard.  I can't imagine what my mothers life has been like.  she has one of the best men in the entire world, and I guess that is what makes it work you know???

ok, so my Tony quote??  it is gonna be a Marilyn quote, said by Abby in the Halloween episode  ;) 

brilliant  :}

"they're heeeerrrrreeeeeee"

I no kidding have been such a lame person the past few weeks.  Life has been kinda crazy and I haven't been emotionally stable, lol.  BUT I think I am back...maybe...for a little while anyway...  ;)   so, I was skyping with my honey when I hear this massive commotion outside. n Luna and Apollo going Ape sh***t!!   Skype decides to be totally stupid and shut down, but as it did I jumped up and ran to the door.  A stupid arse Jehovah's Witness and his group had OPENED MY GATE!!!  I have signs that read "Beware of Dog"  "Yes, the dog Bites" and still, the little punk decided he is gonna knock on my door anyway.  He got is butt tore up!  by the time I get outside he is in his van and the other two are trying to get Luna to stop barking at the van door and back onto the porch.  Then the little douche has the nerve to ask me why I even own a vicious dog and that I should have her put down!!  I was like,   "dude, this is what she is trained for. she wouldn't have harmed you at all had you not ILLEGALLY opened a gate on my property where she is trained to guard."  and then I dared him to do anything about it.  I was like "that is why I have her, she is for protection, maybe you should learn to read signs."  and then he told me I should have been more compassionate because God would have been compassionate.  I was soooooooooo tempted to let go of Luna.  u.g.h.  I swear, stupid people drive me insane!!!!!!!   

AND I am having to deal with a devil rooster in my yard.  he cockadoodledos at all frickin' times of the night!!  never when he is supposed to.  and this morning he was pecking on the side of my house!!!  Daniel suggested I just let Luna out on it  ;)  which come tomorrow if it is still being Satan the rooster I may let Lu have a go at him.  

 this is the devil rooster.   grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.


Ok....so I am thinking that because I am I guess overly emotional, I am missing Daniel more...and I am feeling really...alone.  I know that doesn't make any sense...but I just want him here.  and on the nights when I can't sleep at all, or on the days when I find myself just staring off into space, I just get so frustrated.  I want to be able to turn around and him be right here.  BUT I got the last bit of immigration stuff filled out today, that is a plus  :}  so hopefully sometime before maybe Halloween he will be here.  If it is longer than that I am seriously gonna beg for money and go see him.  this past 3 months has gone by so slow for me.  Talking about him makes me think of tea...I want a teapot   :}  this one...

lol




So Lilli brought home this thing about a month ago that had "the potato project" written on it.  You were supposed to hang a potato bag in a cool dry dark place for a week and then go and see what it looked like.  Well, needless to say we totally forgot about our potato and I went out there yesterday and discovered that the potato eye had rooted out to over 6 feet long!!!  Gwennie was soooooooooooo excited!  I got pictures  :}

it was the most exciting thing ever.  She has it in the kitchen now...We forgot to tell Jessica about it and when she came home from work and saw it she screamed because she thought it was an albino sneak crawling across the counter!!  lol, talk about inducing labor!  hahaha.  
I am soooo upset!!  I will tell you why.  The store was sold out of cadbury bunnies  :(  below is a picture of the second best display ever.  I guess they will have to do

Bahahahahahahaha, you guys have to see this.  it is my ever so predictable 'cracked' article.  it is hilarious.  http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_83_22-awesome-ways-to-reboot-classic-tv-shows_p26/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage  I got a kick out of it  :}

>sigh<  I need me some DiNozzo...I have been going through withdrawal.  until I actually buy the seasons I have to rent them..I wasn't impressed with netflix..and the local rental place just closed...ugh.   soooo until then it is hulu  ;)  
Tony's voice: Is that number two or three today?
Abby: If you must know, it's number four.
Tony: You've seen what that stuff does to a chicken bone, right?
Abby: Hey, what doesn't kill you keeps you awake.
Tony: Brought you a present.
Abby: (Takes envelope) And you wonder why you're single. Think it's from our Vic?
Tony: Hoping. How long before we can get a DNA?
Abby: Let's see what A-B-O- typing says first.
Tony: (sees photos on the wall) You redecorating?
Abby: Wanted to brighten up the place.
Tony: You take these?
Abby: Uh-huh.
Tony: A shotgun- shattered backbone?
Abby: Yeah. The middle one's a cross-section of an ice pick to the cerebellum.
Tony: Is that an esophagus?
Abby: Uh-huh. I call it 'Esophagus with Lye Chaser.' The sad end of a Drano drinker.
Tony: You need to get out more, Abby.
Abby: Is that an invite?
 :D  perfect.  I would take that as an invite and totally have me some DiNozzo.  and no Daniel, I do not find him more attractive than you sugarpie

ok...I am gonna leave you with some more pictures...and then try and calm my mind  :}  

yes.....i want a teacup pig.....for real  :D

 

>cough< ... >couuuugghhhhhhhh< ...

So, I know it has been forever since I blogged..but to be completely honest, my life just isn't as interesting as I thought it would be, lol.  SO.....I am sick.  And I am hormonal....AND I am sad (empathetic-ally) my house guest is sad because her hubby left for basic..and she is sad all the time.  it is sad...it makes me sad.....and I hate being sad.  there.  that is all on the subject.  :}
ok, so I am going to put a link on here, that I found funny...and understanding that it came from 'Cracked' you should be advised that it has some bad language and several references to sex...but in this case, that is why the article is funny.  I ran into a very socially awkward man today at the docs office and then read this and had to laugh.  I now have insight into guys that I didn't have before and now understand why they are so uncomfortable in certain situations.  it allllll makes sense.  http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-terrible-situations-socially-awkward-man_p2   I mean, I read this and kept thinking to myself "what on earth would I do if I had to pee in front of strangers????"  I have never even had a baby in front of other people, mine were c-sections, so I got out of losing every ounce of my modesty...I still have it all.  very intact.  And I hate massages, so that one I can't relate too...strangers touching me, doesn't matter how 'hot' he is, doesn't float my boat...unless we have Tony DiNozzo...then I might renegotiate with myself.   hmmmm....speaking of the DiNozzo:
"Tony: You know, considering no one in this room is actually deaf, that's really annoying. (Gibbs signs something to Abby) Hey! That was about me, wasn't it."
 I find this particularly interesting because I am currently watching episodes where they are signing to each other and I am going to teach Daniel how to sign so we can make fun of people in public and nobody know what we are saying.  That sounds like fun doesn't it???   lol

So...my baby is growing up on me  :-/   I am happy about it, it is just bittersweet

Isn't he sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo pretty???  he is my baby  <3   Ok, so my girls are growing too  ;-)   Apollo is such a good boy.  

>sigh<  sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetie pie.


I have nothing else of interest to say  :}   except.....I love an Englishman  <3   ok, now I am done  :-*